Mood wise, Bionic Woman is a cross between Heroes and Alias with a touch of Dark Angel. It stars Michelle Ryan in the role of Jamie Sommers. Moore) developed the new Battlestar Galactica, created this show and like BSG, this is a reimagining of a '70s program in this case the original Bionic Woman (duh). It premieres “for real” on NBC this coming September 26th, or you can download it.ĭavid Eick who (along with Ronald D. I was in need of a good sci-fi action adventure so I watched the first episode of the Bionic Woman remake On Demand. “Hey Time/Warner you have dipshits running DC Comics into the ground.” It probably happened during Infinite Crisis but definitely by Amazons Attack and Countdown… I’m just glad I wasn’t paying attention, because this doggy doo is supposedly what passes for a comic book story nowadays. Oh, and it’s totally cool if woman have stripper parties and but men shouldn’t” BarfĭC (the whole company and all of it’s titles) has jumped the shark IMO. That will really surprise ‘em! OK, let’s kill off Black Canary to get Ollie all upset… …oh wait, everybody thinks DC hates woman so we better kill of the Green Arrow instead. The DC thought process must have been something like this: “how can we make this wedding different from all other comics weddings that have come before? Oh, I know, kill off one of the main characters. I’m thoroughly convinced that my desire to wait for the trade if the buzz is good is the correct method after this piece of garbage. Now though, after reading this so-called Wedding Special, I’m permanently cured of wanting to be on the comics’ bandwagon ever again. Was I feeling left out? Maybe, but It’s hard to talk about comics when most of Marvel and DC offerings are off the table. Basically, I went back on my resolve to not buy new comics from the big 2 unless it’s really something I want like say Captain Carrot. I worried that I wasn’t really participating in the wider dialog about comics… So maybe that’s why I picked up the Green Arrow and Black Canary Wedding Special. Remember ladies if a guy asks you to cut only two of your fingernails you know what he wants. I think this scene kinda sums the whole film up for me (and for the love of god, it's definitely not work safe): Can't you see me with the cows and the chickenshit all over me? Huh?” Jeanne “You're a nature lover? You didn't tell me that.” Paul: “No fuck all that! Hey listen! Let's drink a toast to our life in the country.” Jeanne: “Let's drink a toast to our life in the hotel.” Paul “I could dance forever! Oh, my hemorrhoid.” Paul “Anyway, to make a long, dull story even duller, I come from a time when a guy like me used to come into a joint like this and pick up a young chick like you and. Paul “Let's just say we're taking a flying fuck at a rolling donut.” I'll never understand the truth about you. I may be able to understand the secrets of the universe, but. Paul “Even if a husband lives 200 hundred fucking years, he'll never discover his wife's true nature. Paul “If you look close, you’ll find me hiding behind my zipper” Regardless of what you might think of the film and its infamous butter scene, it has some of the best lines of any script I’ve ever come across. Is it the great film everyone says it is? Hell, don’t know, I’m just a simple guy and not attuned to the subtle aspects of art but I do see how it could have been both scandalous and a breakthrough for 1972 especially since it stars Marlon Brando. Well, I just watched it today… …although it was only the R rather than the NC-17 version. Last Tango in Paris is one of those shocking must see films that until recently I hadn’t gotten around to viewing.
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